Larry Jaffe

I’m A Poet Damn It  

 

 

He said he was a poet

and came by

his right

to be sullen and moody

most righteously.

He said this with

with outrage

and indignation.

 

And I wondered

what kind of an excuse

Is that?

Was that?

Could I be moody

and call myself a poet

just like that

at a snap of fingers?

Which brings to mind

I could now

snap my fingers unforgiving.

I could walk down the street

snapping my fingers

and people from all over

would come up to me

and ask me

what I was doing?

 

I could just look at them

with this smile on my face

and say

I’m a poet damn it!

 

But that’s not all

there is more to this story

I got run out of New York City

for being a poet.

I lived on 76th street

near Riverside Drive

My apartment was the size of a Twinkie

But it had a terrace

There were no real rooms

It was more like a closet

with a bath

and said terrace.

 

One night

not too late

I decided to perform poetry

from my terrace

overlooking the Henry Hudson River.

I would rain words down on society

every unassuming passerby

would be enabled

no empowered to hear my poetry.

 

I dressed in black

and snapped my fingers a lot

as I bounced my words

down to the sidewalk.

People looked up at me

and smiled

some would wave

some would say hello

some would laugh

some would curse at me.

 

The beautiful women

who lived

across the street

continued to parade naked

in front of the window.

I never knew if it was for my benefit

or their own.

There were three of them

all blonde.

 

I appreciated my view

Of river and beauty

and I appreciated that I could

poetize spontaneously

without combusting.

For a moment I felt

just like a poet

damn it!

And that moment seemed

to last a lifetime

Some would laugh

I hung on to that

terraced poetic perfection

with my last words.

 

Suddenly

sirens rifled may air

a huge searchlight

scanning the building

for outlaws and

chasing scofflaws.

The beam searched

relentlessly for words

left hanging

from the walls.

 

A blue-suited megaphone

shouted

up into the apartment hierarchy

YOU UP THERE!

They searched

for this disturber of the peace

they wanted him to come forward

and identify himself.

 

The women across the way

got dressed

saving my life,

alerting me

to the dangers lurking below

where New York’s Finest

danced in criminal pursuit minuet

searching for my desperate tune.

 

I disguised myself in trench coat

slipped outside

without benefit of I. D.

I politely asked the head cop

What are you doing?

What’s going on?

Was there a murder I asked?

He shook his head!

Was there a break-in I wondered

for there was massive manpower

now on west 76th street

four cop cars

with bubblegum machines blazing

stopped all traffic on the street

removing my audience.

 

The cop with megaphone was serene

going about his business with

Dirty Harry mentality.

He kept shouting for me

to stand down and surrender.

Only I was not there

I was standing next to him

devil may care and

not making his day.

 

I asked again

what’s going on?

He replied with

Clint Eastwood finality

there’s someone up there

talking to people

without permission!

And we’re here to stop him

he is endangering the community

disturbing the peace!

You need this show of force

To detain him

I inquired?

 

The cop squawked

He is armed and dangerous!

He might be loaded

I thought to myself

But armed and dangerous?

I looked around

Scratched my head

Showed I was on his side

I whispered in his ear

He’s a poet

Damn it!

 

 

 

Copyright 2009 ~ lgjaffe web@lgjaffe.com

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